Rolfe screenshot
Rolfe (screenshot from episode Swollen Cranium)
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Gender Male
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Appeared in episode(s) Swollen Cranium
Book and/or show character? Show only
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Dialogue name Rolfe

The Rolfe (later referred to as simply Rolfe) was V.P. Stern's nerd for him to use in the Inner City Academic Amathalon, but was later injured by unexpected falling debris[1]. He was later kidnapped by the Duckys and told to wedgie Vinnie if he wins the competition, which he did. His head is shaped like an upside-down incandescent lightbulb.

Rolfe has the hippest test scores in history. He knows π to 70002 (decimal) places and has read over 14,000,000,000 books!

V.P. Stern, Episode:Swollen Cranium